Jessica.
Chicago.
Unlv freshmen.
(1st contestant out of the spelling bee.)
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hiphopclassicks:

Queen Latifah

doritoed:

one day i will take a really good selfie and you will be sorry….. you will all be sorry

(Source: cashcutie, via ihopeitworksout)

shouldntism:

jesus:

shouldnt:

its so weird to think that i have more followers then jesus did

yea but i doubt that your followers will start a religion based off of your tumblr

excuse me?

(via venomousmari)

y2kid:

i will do a lot of things but admitting im cold to my mum who told me to bring a jacket isn’t one of them

(via ihopeitworksout)

depressed-but-w3ll-dr3ssed:

sad blog for sad teens
at the resturant with bae
  • waitress: *fills his glass with ice water*
  • me: *watches thot ass waitress pour a lil too much water for my liking*
  • me: you want my man or something?
  • her: wh-wat?
  • me: i'm just trying to figure out why u pour his glass first? im closer? why his water got so much ice?
  • me: I mean the glass already sweating bitch why u think he so dehydrated? im the only bitch who put ice in his glass.
  • me: everybody else got 3 ice square cubes and he got 5 circle ones bitch u think u slick huh? a circle for every minute u gon suck his dick huh? spelling out morris code for u can raw me in ice cubes huh?
  • him: aye calm down
  • me: nah cause she wanna give u 5 ice circles for what? its 72 degrees and mild 1 ice wud have been just fine. bitch gimme a male waiter--matta fact bitch when u get off cause its one too many ice circles and u think fat meat aint greasy
We have to learn to be our own best friend because we fall too easily into the trap of being our own worst enemy. Rodderick Thorpe (via onlinecounsellingcollege)